Yes, they said it

The First Installment of

Yes, they said it: Student and Teacher Comments IN SCHOOL

“If that computer catches fire, can we sacrifice someone to it?” – X

“I’m all over it like spandex.” – Dr. Z

After reading the line, “Your thighs are like apple trees” from William Carlos Williams' mock ode, C. responds (in all sincerity), “So what, he’s telling her that her thighs are hard and round and easy to fall out of?”

Upon reading in Chaucer’s “The Wife of Bath” of the Pardoner’s anger at submissive husbands: “I wouldn’t have any problem submitting to a woman.” – D. to his entire 9^th grade class.

“When does he find Kurtz?” – C., while reading A Passage to India